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I can see how people might be offended at this, but I found it amusing. So it seemed obvious to me that an article describing the things guys enjoy seeing, smelling, touching, tasting, hearing and feeling should be just as vulgar, just as pornographic, if it’s intended to reflect the way guys actually think about these things. This leaves the main character standing alone in the rain, looking into the sky, trying to figure out how he can stick his member in a cloud’s ass, rather than screaming at god, questioning why he’s such a flat character.

I have insecurities, fears and a conscience. However the possibility that you’re reading someone’s blog just out of college, still attempting to relive those nights in the fraternity is, more and to the point, a higher probability than someone sitting at home saying, “I want to write a book about this guy I definitely found myself nodding knowingly to a handful of sentences scattered throughout.

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They’re mostly written from a decidedly male point of view, and they’re sexually frank to a degree that some people think borders on pornography. It is never mentioned, except briefly in passing. Whenever Casey’s mother came into the picture, yes.

The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen

Feb 08, Toto66 rated it did not like it. I have to admit. When Alyna says she doesn’t want marriage or kids, he’s so stunned he’s silent and just kind of nods along like she’d commented on the weather. View all 5 comments. It’s perfectly normal to not want to get married or have kids.


The chapters whose ameerican come basically straight out of American Psycho are numbered, but sometimes Kultgen qverage give the chapter an actual number, he just calls it “some chapter. I understand how that criticism can be applied, and to an extent one could say it’s valid, but to the same extent it can be said that claims of “a strikeback against militant feminism” are also valid.

I read this book in 2 sittings at a nearby Barnes and Noble. The book has its faults.

He takes no prisoners. I should talk about him, the unnamed main character. They were originally self-published outside the mainstream media, and they’ve reached a level of success that’s unfathomable. Quotes from The Average Ameri Do men really jerk off every couple of hours all day long until they meet up with their girlfriends later to have I have to admit.

Needless to say, I wrote the editor back thanking her for her time and respectfully declining to sign the writer’s agreement on the grounds that amerucan article in its edited form was not only stylistically incongruent with anything I would ever write before suffering from a stroke or undergoing a lobotomy, but also because its content was so dishonest. It’s so funny, in fact, that the author drops this pitiful little punchline after just two chaptersthen again three chapters later, then again three-ish chapters after thatand so on until the book finally comes hcad its pathetic conclusion.

Fine literature is hidden behind what seems to be trashy language and lots of sex. I absolutely hated this book. I honestly don’t know how his books are getting published, but I’m glad some big company is taking a chance on this guy.

For me, it was really refreshing. His life is consumed with discussing, chaf about or engaging in sex. I empathize with people, sometimes to the point that can be unhealthy for me. I kept reading anyway. God knows I am. Every instance of vulgar language was removed from my article. Let her in, show her who you really are. Oh, and the narrator of this book is basically Kyle from The Liewhich, i know this one was released years before, but they were basically the same person.


We know that he has a name. This novel is a fascinating and clearly controversial broadside to political correctness and the cherished illusions so many people hold regarding the difference between the sexes. I asked myself why this happened.


Men are visually stimulated, whereas women are typically more stimulated by touch; 3. It may not be up to par with The Liebut its still full with spouts of hilarity, dirty dialogue, and in its own unique way, ends up being touching. Aug 31, Angus McKeogh rated it it was amazing Shelves: Not every man is like this, but it’s something that keeps occurring. It just drew me in. Lots of guys likely gave this minimal stars because they don’t want the females in their lives to know how close to the truth this book hits.

K wakes chaf up with shock therapy. She’s not a mind reader, and she’s not going to discern these things from your stoic silence.

How perfect was it that I spewed on this book; I can’t really make this stuff up and I don’t really need to I literally vomited on the book! Did the book move me on an emotional level?